The infamous “consolation prize” swag bag — presented by Distinctive Assets the morning after the Oscars to all nominees who don’t win — will include the following trinkets at these estimated retail values:* $200,000: An orbital space flight on Virgin Galactic (allowing nominees to be among the first to fly the friendly skies of space — kind of).
* $16,000: Four-night stay at the Huvafen Fushi luxury resort in the Indian Ocean from Premier Tours, featuring an underwater spa in the Maldives (for those tough weeks when a terrestrial spa just won’t do).
* $200: Black caviar eye and neck cream from J. Holly International (even celeb skin sometimes feels a little fishy).
* $4,850: One-week “fitness and weight-loss” retreat from Live in Fitness (helpful after noshing on all those black truffles and sipping flutes of champagne).
* $100: Pack of electronic cigarettes adorned with Swarovski crystals from blu Cigs (because Nicorette doesn’t offer diamond-studded gum — yet).
* $20: “Shimmer” toilet paper roll from KimzHollywood List (they may not be bringing home Oscar gold, but these nominees shall have bathroom gold).
* $12,000: Use of a private island for five days, “including private houseman” from APrivateIsland.com (so they don’t have to BYOH).
* $14.99: NOZIN “all natural” nasal spray (because the stars’ nasal passages? They’re just like ours)
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Wow. Really good for them. I'm quite jealous about having to stay at the beautiful Huvafen Fushi Maldives for 4 nights!
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