You know you're screwed up when the Octomom is mocking you

Yes, Kate Gosselin, star of the reality show "Jon & Kate Plus 8," and Nadya "Octomom" Suleman, who apparently is about to get a reality show of her own, have delightfully begun sniping at one another.

Gosselin fired the first shot back in February in an interview with Dr. Phil, during which she questioned Suleman's ability to raise 14 children on her own, including the eight she had in January. Gosselin noted she often grew exhausted raising her eight children, despite having what she said was strong support from her husband Jon (insert skeptical snort here, if you wish).

In a video posted on RadarOnline.com Tuesday, Suleman sneered that Kate Gosselin should stop judging her and deal with her own faltering marriage.

"It's done. I've moved past my 'mistake,'" said Suleman, framing the word "mistake" with finger quote marks. "She has her own obvious issues, internal issues, and she needs to stop partially making judgments towards me. She doesn't even know me. ... That's human nature. Tends to happen to people who are less educated. I surround myself internally and externally with positive energy. She does the opposite."

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Octomom Baby Factory gets shut down

No more babies for the OctoMom!

Nadya Suleman is having half her uterus removed this weekend and says her child-birthin' days are done.

And after 14 kids, some may say that's a good thing - especially after she almost dropped one of her octuplets at the park.

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By "I don't want attention," she meant "Please, please, please give me attention"

Nadya Suleman, in a further effort to stay off of welfare and be less of a sponge, has filed papers to trademark the term "Octomom," TheSmokingGun.com reported.

She wants to use the word to sell "disposable diapers, dresses, pants, shirts and textile diapers," according to the legal documents posted on the website.

Suleman and her attorney filed the applications with the U.S, Patent and Trademark Office last Friday and also notes that she wants to use "Octomom" in connection with TV programming. She is reportedly working on getting a reality show.

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What Jordan is to sneakers, OCTOMOM is to diapers

The California woman who gave birth in January to eight babies has filed an application to trademark the word "Octomom," which she wants to slap on disposable diapers and assorted clothing items. Nadya Suleman, who has shown a knack for cashing in on her post-natal predicament, last Friday filed two applications with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office in a bid to commercially exploit her tabloid-bestowed nickname.

In her April 10 USPTO filings, the 33-year-old mother of 14 identifies herself as "Nadya Suleman, AKA Octomom," and notes that she wants to use the "Octomom" handle on products such as dresses, pants, shirts, and disposable and textile diapers.

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