Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Our friend Ralphie May's mistake

May was busted for weed last week, but only had to pay a small fine because he was carrying less than an ounce. The comedian tells us he didn't realize the pot was in his bag when, on his way through customs, he went up to the dog and started petting it.

May, who has a medical marijuana card, explains: "When I got to baggage claim, I actually walked up to the dog. I love dogs and petted Nickey, the beautiful shepherd mix, and she sat down. That indicates to the handler that I had marijuana on me. I didn't know that, I just thought that dog loved me. Then another dog came over and it sat down as well and I petted that dog too. I was thinking these dogs love me they can tell I'm a dog person."

May dealt with some very nice customs agents and he explained the mix-up. May says, "The customs agents said they knew I didn't mean to smuggle drugs into Guam cause no drug smuggler would be stupid enough to walk up to the dogs and pet them."

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Monday, October 4, 2010

The Yankees/Red Sox rivalry gets violent!

Police say a New Hampshire man was stabbed in a bar fight over the Yankees-Red Sox rivalry.

Police in the Connecticut shoreline town of Branford arrested John Mayor of New Haven Saturday night for allegedly stabbing Monte Freire of Nashua, N.H.

The 45-year-old Mayor was charged with assault, breach of peace, possession of a controlled substance and other offenses. He is being held on $500,000 bond.

It was not known Sunday if he is represented by a lawyer.

Police Capt. Geoffrey Morgan called the alleged attack in a dispute over the baseball rivalry a shame and said it’s unbelievable.

Police say Freire was stabbed in the neck with a knife and is in critical condition at Yale-New Haven Hospital. His friends pursued and helped arrest Mayor.

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Now THIS is how you do an onside kick!

The 6 Most Creative Abuses of Loopholes!


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Tuesday, September 28, 2010

C'mon dude. Doing this in WAL-MART? Really?

One man is in jail after police say he tried to take pictures under women's skirts on Sunday.

Mario Esquivel-Jimenez, 40, is charged with video voyeurism, a felony.

According to officers, he was trying to take the pictures at the Wal-mart on Overland Saturday afternoon.

At least two women confronted him, and then got store managers involved.

Jimenez was detained until Boise Police arrived and arrested him.

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The Funniest DVR Show Descriptions


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Monday, September 27, 2010

Stephen Colbert Testifies on Capitol Hill

There's nothing funny about the issue of migrant farm labor -- unless Comedy Central's Stephen Colbert is discussing it.

Colbert, accompanied by a media swarm, sarcastically testified on Capitol Hill Friday about the conditions facing America's undocumented farm workers.

The popular host of "The Colbert Report" told members of a House Judiciary subcommittee that he hoped to bring attention to the workers' hardships.


"I certainly hope that my star power can bump this hearing all the way up to C-SPAN 1," he joked.

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