Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Well, it's probably safer than a hooker

To some men, she might seem like the perfect woman: She's a willowy 5 feet 7 and 120 pounds. She'll chat with you endlessly about your interests. And she'll have sex whenever you please -- as long as her battery doesn't run out.

Meet Roxxxy, who may be the world's most sophisticated talking female sex robot. For $7,000, she's all yours.

"She doesn't vacuum or cook, but she does almost everything else," said her inventor, Douglas Hines, who unveiled Roxxxy last month at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Lifelike dolls, artificial sex organs and sex-chat phone lines have been keeping the lonely company for decades. But Roxxxy takes virtual companionship to a new level.


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This sounds like a really bad Robin Williams movie

For some folks, turning 50 can trigger a midlife crisis. But due to a cruel blow of nature, Zara Hartshorn is forced to deal with it at the tender age of 13.

Though barely a teen, Zara has the appearance of a 50-year-old, something that saps her confidence just when most young people are striving for self-esteem. The Rotherham, England, teen suffers from lipodystrophy, a syndrome that causes the supporting fatty tissue under the skin to crumble even while the skin continues to grow, often at an alarming rate.

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Louisiana fought the NFL and... Louisiana won?

Louisiana's attorney general said Monday that shops can sell T-shirts with the phrase "Who Dat" and the fleur-de-lis symbol if they don't make other references to the New Orleans Saints or the National Football League.

Attorney General Buddy Caldwell said he had a conference call with the NFL's general counsel to discuss cease-and-desist letters some Louisiana T-shirt makers received from the league. The letters demanded they stop selling shirts featuring the phrase that's part of a popular cheer by Saints fans, citing trademark infringement.

Let's get back to the good ol' days when commercials were this badass

Monday, February 1, 2010

To get you in the mood for that big football game on Sunday

THAT'S not the John Daly we've come to know and love!

Click HERE to read about his weight loss

Be honest, you'd have killed for this as a kid

If you're considering building a new house (or remodeling your current one), remember some of the nontraditional finer points that can class up the joint: a stripper pole, a hidden laboratory and a slide (so when you're feeling whimsical you can bypass the stairs).

London architect Alex Michaelis was designing a new home and figured that since his kids' friends were always hanging around, why not make the place more fun? And it looks great: Unlike those pesky playground slides, it should stay dry, and itavoids the problem of clumsy children who are constantly falling down stairs.

It's hard to put a price tag on the amount of fun you could have. It's also hard to put a price tag on very expensive liability suits.

[via Asylum]