Thursday, November 5, 2009

And you thought you hated YOUR job!

A 29-year-old man who claimed he was attacked and stabbed by three people – skinheads or Hispanic males – confessed Monday night that he stabbed himself because he didn’t want to go to work, Edgewater Police said today.

The man, Aaron Siebers, walked into his employer, the Blockbuster Video store at 1921 Sheridan about 6:30 p.m. Monday, and reported the attack. He said the trio was dressed in black.

Siebers, of Denver, had a deep stab wound to the lower leg plus several superficial knife wounds, according to Steve Davis, spokesman for the Edgewater Police Department.

Davis said detectives went to the hospital and interviewed Siebers and also reviewed videos from a nearby Target store, which had numerous surveillance cameras. A review of the cameras showed no attack had taken place near the Target store as Siebers claimed, said Davis.

“If you are going to concoct a story about being stabbed, don’t do it near a Target store,” said Davis.

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The 2009 World Series Champion New York Yankees

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Music really is the key to a woman's heart

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

It's hard to believe this wig fooled anyone

Tennis star Andre Agassi kept a hair-raising secret under his hat throughout his stellar tennis career - his famous 'lion-mane' locks were in fact a wig.

The retired athlete and eight-time Grand Slam champion has revealed he donned a toupee during his games after realizing he was losing his hair in his early 20s. The shock confession appears in the star's explosive new autobiography, Open, in which Agassi also admits he was hooked on addictive drug crystal methamphetamine at the height of his career.

Agassi is convinced he could have won more matches if he hadn't gone prematurely bald - because he was so worried his toupee would fall off on the court. And he still blames the anxiety over his fake locks for losing his first Grand Slam final at the French Open in 1990.

And it all comes tubling down

Monday, November 2, 2009

Jimmy Kimmel insults Sabrina--err, Melissa Joan Hart

The 75 Worst Album Covers of All Time

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Even the Detroit press is against the Lions

Apparently the Detroit Lions are having trouble selling tickets to their home games (go figure), and as a result, many of their games have been blacked out on local television. What to do? Well, the Detroit Free Press has decided to point its readers to an illegal method of watching the games!

You should know the drill by now if you want to see the game, considering this is the Lions’ seventh blackout in their past 10 home games…..

Check out www.justin.tv on the Internet. If it doesn’t have the game, fans in its chat room might have links to it.


Now you know where to watch Lions games (not that you'd want to).Thanks, Detroit Free Press!

I PITY THE FOOL