Stage-diving takes practice

Best friend ever?

Robot world domination is upon us!

Mayor of Winnipeg accidentally kicks kid in the face. Oh well. He's too young to vote anyway.

SOMEONE SURVIVED THIS!

You won't stand out at ALL dressed like this

Authorities said a Pittsburgh-area man robbed a bank wearing a woman’s blond wig, fake breasts under a sweater and clown pants.Police Chief Greg Geppert said Hawkins robbed the bank at gunpoint, using a toy BB gun he had shoplifted from a store.

Swissvale police said 48-year-old Dennis Hawkins of North Braddock was sitting in a parked car covered in red dye from an exploding packet in a bag of money when he was arrested Saturday.

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True friends will laugh their asses off at your misfortune

Isn't this a metaphor for life?

This is no way to impress your girlfriend. Pansy.

The Race to the What?

Seems like a ripoff

Think about the time that went into creating this

Now THIS is talent

Some things are more important than a Saved by the Bell reunion

We've all heard these before

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A Day of Golf for a Good Cause

Monday, September 20, 2010

Kulaga / Ulanmo Memorial Golf Tournament
The Links at Unionvale
138 North Parliman Road, Lagrangeville, NY 12540

Contests, Prizes, Raffles, Lunch, Dinner, and Free Beverages and Snacks including beer on the course!

Registration 11:15am
Shotgun Start 1PM

To reserve a spot, please call: DONALD MOORE @ 845-208-1578

Beware of a hungry Batman

Like taking pudding from a baby

Now imagine how long it took THIS guy to perfect his craft

Imagine the time it took to perfect this craft

Before he was Michael Scott, he was hawkin' chicken

The Most Overused Line in History

In fairness, this guy pretty much deserved it

Make sure your kids are prepared!

This is the most hilariously un-rock & roll commercial ever

The greatest on court, and the greatest in commercials

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If you don't think what this guy DOES is crazy, just wait til he talks

Just try to resist the charms of this dancin' machine

Remember, your day could be worse

The most mellow shark in the world

Hopefully the school kids spell better than this

If you were thinking of making a water bottle jetpack... don't.

Conan O'Brien's First TBS Promotional Spot

I'm a star now!

This cuts the crap and just shows the best parts of any movie

This painting is actually in a museum

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This guy's not gonna take it anymore!

A jetBlue flight attendant upset because a passenger refused to apologize after accidentally striking him with luggage, allegedly spewed obscenities over the PA system, then activated and slid down a plane’s emergency chute before disappearing into a terminal at John F. Kennedy airport Monday, an airport official said.

JetBlue Flight 1052 from Pittsburgh had taxied to a stop at Terminal 5, Gate C around noon Monday when flight attendant Steven Slater, 38, was struck in the head with luggage that a passenger was trying to unload from an overhead compartment, according to an airport official with knowledge of the incident.

Slater demanded an apology from the passenger, the official said, but the passenger refused. The two argued before the passenger told Slater to “f— off”, the official said. The official said that Slater then got on the plane’s PA system and directed that same obscenity at all the passengers and added that he especially meant it for the man who refused to apologize.

Slater is alleged to have then activated the plane’s inflatable emergency slide, grabbed two beers from the galley, then slid down the chute, the official said.

The Funniest Stripper Pole Accident Videos

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Be honest: it was you, wasn't it?

Mom always said to look both ways before you dance into the street

If Genesis had done the song, we wouldn't have gotten this creepy album cover

Phil Collins' Genesis bandmates turned down the chance to record his solo smash hit In the Air Tonight as a group effort.

The rocker has revealed he offered the song to Mike Rutherford and Tony Banks while they were recording new material for 1980's Duke album - but the pair didn't like the track enough to include it.

Collins says, "I'd demoed (solo album) Face Value and as my house was empty we started writing the next Genesis album there. I did play them (Banks and Rutherford) In The Air tonight, but I was glad they turned it down."

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Quick, someone bring tortilla chips!

A semi trailer carrying more than 39,000 pounds of shredded cheese caught fire Thursday afternoon, blocking both eastbound lanes of traffic on Interstate 10 for more than five hours one mile east of the Florida state line.

The incident occurred shortly after 2 p.m. when the brakes of the truck caught fire, igniting the trailer and its contents, Florida Highway Patrol Trooper Josh Tucker said.

The driver of the vehicle, whose identity was not available, was not injured. The driver was able to disconnect the cab from the trailer and escape unharmed, the FHP said.

Officials were removing the cheese from the interstate with a front-end loader.

Motorists are advised to avoid the area.

Sorry, Mets fans

New York Mets principal owner Fred Wilpon said Thursday that Omar Minaya will remain general manager beyond this season.

While in East Hartford, Conn., for an announcement of a partnership between the Wilpon-owned SNY network and University of Connecticut athletics, the Mets owner rhetorically asked "Is the sun going to come up tomorrow?" in response to a New York Post inquiry about Minaya remaining GM in 2011.

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A-Rod hits 600 and gets his ball back

There was no mad scramble for Alex Rodriguez's history-making home run ball Wednesday at the Stadium. There was only security guard Frankie Babilonia. The 23-year-old from the lower East Side calmly picked the ball off the netting over Monument Park and gave it to security supervisor Fidel Gonzales, who in turn handed it to Mark Kapalas and Eddie Fastook, executive directors of team security, who turned it over to clubhouse manager Rob Cuccuzza, who presented it to a Major League Baseball authenticator. He put a hologram foil on the ball to mark it out as the authentic MLB 600 ball.

A-Rod ended up with it and he gave Babilonia an autographed bat commemorating the occasion.

Had the guard kept the ball, he might have come up with considerably more. In January, the ball a fan caught for A-Rod's 500th homer was auctioned for $103,579.

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Bein' a young lady these days ain't cheap

The Ivy League daughter of former Mayor Rudy Giuliani was busted Wednesday for shoplifting at an upper East Side beauty store, cops said.

Harvard senior Caroline Giuliani was caught at about 3:30 p.m stealing $150 worth of cosmetics from Sephora on E. 86th St. and Lexington Ave., sources said.

"She was caught red-handed. She knew it, and didn't act out," a police source said.

The 20-year-old daughter of New York's toughest-talking law-and-order mayor was arrested for misdemeanor petty larceny and hauled out of the store in handcuffs.

She was taken to the 19th Precinct stationhouse and issued a desk appearance ticket that requires her to return to court on Aug. 31.

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The most incredible catch you'll see all day

Maybe the only 12 year old girl that could be called a "badass"

A hapless burglar came off second-best after he was caught red-handed by a home-alone 12-year-old girl - who promptly kicked him in the groin.

Brave Georgia Bulis-Gray went to investigate after she heard a door slam in her parents' kitchen and found herself confronting a hooded intruder.

The schoolgirl, who said she didn’t want the smirking man to think she was helpless, kicked him hard, forcing him to flee in agony from the house in Bosham, West Sussex.

Georgia then called the police and even had the presence of mind to do a quick sketch of the man she had just seen.

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Jesse James is the dumbest person in the world

Sandra Bullock has seen off competition from Reese Witherspoon and Cameron Diaz to top Forbes magazine's best-paid actress list.

The Miss Congeniality star's career is at an all-time high despite her personal woes - she's landed at number one as the highest-earning actress over the last year, taking in $56 million between June 2009 and June 2010. Forbes editors looked at income from film roles in addition to money that stars might have earned from perfume deals, clothing lines and ad campaigns.

Bullock's home life was rocked earlier this year, when news of her ex-husband Jesse James' alleged affairs hit headlines. The ex-couple's divorce was finalized in June, shortly after Bullock revealed she and James had adopted a baby boy.

The Worst Baseball Cards of All-Time

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How ungrateful is this guy? No complaints about the food, though!

Police say a man who robbed a fast-food restaurant with a gun was so mad about the amount of loot that he called back twice to complain.

The man walked up to the drive-through window of an Atlanta Wendy's late Saturday night, wearing a ski mask and holding a gun.

He demanded the cash drawer, grabbed it and ran away.

But police say he later called the fast food restaurant to complain about the amount of cash.

Police say in one call he said that "next time there better be more than $586."

He called again with a similar complaint.

It takes a whole lot of hard work to make a portrait of Rachael Ray out of Cheetoes. And a whole lot of virginity

The Brooklyn Cyclones released the best bobblehead ever

The new Porsche Hybrid. Sure, it's $600k, but you'll save money on gas

Philly Puker is Goin' to the Pokey

A few too many drinks led to some bad decisions, and ultimately, jail time for Matthew Clemmens.

The 21-year-old New Jersey native was sentenced to three months in jail after intentionally vomiting on a police officer and his daughters at a Philadelphia Phillies game.

In Philadelphia Family Court, both Clemmens and his father apologized for his actions. Although Judge Kevin Dougherty believed the father's apology, he felt Matthew's mea culpa was insincere, The Associated Press reported.

Clemmens' family explained to the judge that he was a good person who had a lapse in judgment


In addition to the jail time, Clemmens also got two years of probation and 50 hours of community service.

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Better watch out!