Friday, February 26, 2010
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
The message here is if you screw up, take your clothes off and all will be forgiven
The bosses of saucy women's magazine Playgirl have come up with a new way for disgraced sportsman Michael Vick to redeem himself for slaying fighting dogs - strip.The embattled American footballer, who was arrested for animal abuse and promoting dogfighting in 2007, has been invited to pose for Playgirl in return for a $1 million donation to animal rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
A spokesman for Playgirl confirms to Life & Style magazine, "I sent the request to Michael Vick on Wednesday, but we haven’t heard back yet.
"I figured he paid back society for dog fighting, but what about the animals? This way he could donate a large sum to PETA and all he’d have to do is pose for the magazine! It's kind of a win-win situation!"
Vick is currently trying to rebuild his shattered image after spending 19 months in prison for his part in a dog-fighting ring.
Monday, February 22, 2010
Maybe they should all start doing 'roids
According to some scientists, elite athletes may have peaked in their abilities.Geoffroy Berthelot, a researcher at the French National Institute of Sport and Physical Education, conducted a study of world records set over the last century. He concluded that the apex of athletic achievement was in 1988, when 11 new world records were established in Olympic events. Seven of those records still stand. More specifically, Berthelot found that 64 percent of the top performances in track and field events haven't been improved on since 1993.
With elite athletes brushing against their physiological limits, the only way to get better may be uniform and equipment improvements, performance-enhancing drugs and, in the future, gene therapy. It was noted that since winter sports are newer than the more traditional Summer Olympic fare, there is still room for improvement on the snow and ice.
So if you're hoping Shaun White does something really crazy in 2014, like a Double McTwist 1260 while drinking a Red Bull, it just might happen.
Friday, February 19, 2010
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Monday, February 15, 2010
A new Vacation movie in the works. Yea or Nay?
New Line is booking a reboot of its "Vacation" franchise and has tapped Jonathan Goldstein and John Francis Daley to write the newest incarnation. Property, which started with the 1983 Chevy Chase starrer, spawned three sequels that followed the Griswold family on holiday.
The latest project, which will no longer carry the National Lampoon credit, is being described as more of an update than a sequel and will be closer in tone to "Planes, Trains and Automobiles" than the previous chapters. Story will focus on Rusty Griswold, now a grown man, who decides to take his own wife and kids on a road trip to Wally World before it closes forever. Chase is not attached at this time to reprise his role as Clark Griswold, now a grandfather.
Click HERE for the story
This guy has less shame and a hotter prom date than you had
Every high school senior dreams of taking a supermodel to prom, but few have the courage to even ask.Dakota Ridge High School senior Conner Cordova went farther than asking, he posted three humiliating and desperate pleas on YouTube to get Maxim Magazine pinup girl Arianny Celeste to come to his prom.
"I think shame is overrated," the 17-year-old said in a recent interview.
Conner first saw his dream girl ring side at Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) events and saw an opportunity. The mixed martial arts fan got actual fighters to appear in his video requests. He got a new haircut and showed off some truly awful dance moves in the video.
Click HERE for the videos
Friday, February 12, 2010
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Monday, February 8, 2010
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Well, it wouldn't be the first time her face was on Tiger's balls
A SET of novelty golf balls featuring pictures of 12 of Tiger Woods's alleged lovers may put women at risk, says one of the women who claims to have slept with the star golfer.Former porn star Joslyn James said through her lawyer that she was afraid the "risk of violence against women may be increased because of this product."
The balls, marketed by Canadian company Creative Classics, feature cartoon images and names of 12 women who claim they have slept with Woods.
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Well, it's probably safer than a hooker
To some men, she might seem like the perfect woman: She's a willowy 5 feet 7 and 120 pounds. She'll chat with you endlessly about your interests. And she'll have sex whenever you please -- as long as her battery doesn't run out.Meet Roxxxy, who may be the world's most sophisticated talking female sex robot. For $7,000, she's all yours.
"She doesn't vacuum or cook, but she does almost everything else," said her inventor, Douglas Hines, who unveiled Roxxxy last month at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Lifelike dolls, artificial sex organs and sex-chat phone lines have been keeping the lonely company for decades. But Roxxxy takes virtual companionship to a new level.
Click HERE for the story
This sounds like a really bad Robin Williams movie
For some folks, turning 50 can trigger a midlife crisis. But due to a cruel blow of nature, Zara Hartshorn is forced to deal with it at the tender age of 13.Though barely a teen, Zara has the appearance of a 50-year-old, something that saps her confidence just when most young people are striving for self-esteem. The Rotherham, England, teen suffers from lipodystrophy, a syndrome that causes the supporting fatty tissue under the skin to crumble even while the skin continues to grow, often at an alarming rate.
Click HERE for the story
Louisiana fought the NFL and... Louisiana won?
Louisiana's attorney general said Monday that shops can sell T-shirts with the phrase "Who Dat" and the fleur-de-lis symbol if they don't make other references to the New Orleans Saints or the National Football League.Attorney General Buddy Caldwell said he had a conference call with the NFL's general counsel to discuss cease-and-desist letters some Louisiana T-shirt makers received from the league. The letters demanded they stop selling shirts featuring the phrase that's part of a popular cheer by Saints fans, citing trademark infringement.
Monday, February 1, 2010
Be honest, you'd have killed for this as a kid
If you're considering building a new house (or remodeling your current one), remember some of the nontraditional finer points that can class up the joint: a stripper pole, a hidden laboratory and a slide (so when you're feeling whimsical you can bypass the stairs).London architect Alex Michaelis was designing a new home and figured that since his kids' friends were always hanging around, why not make the place more fun? And it looks great: Unlike those pesky playground slides, it should stay dry, and itavoids the problem of clumsy children who are constantly falling down stairs.
It's hard to put a price tag on the amount of fun you could have. It's also hard to put a price tag on very expensive liability suits.
[via Asylum]
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