Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Has Hal taken over the Yankees?
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The Sanchez era begins
When Favre was dealt to New York from Green Bay in August, there were conditions in the trade that required the Packers to be compensated if the Jets moved the three-time MVP. Those no longer apply if he signs elsewhere.
The 39-year-old Favre, who spent one disappointing season with New York, had requested the move several weeks ago through agent Bus Cook, but insisted he has no plans to come out of retirement for a 19th season.
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Have no fear, Shadow Hare is here!
He calls himself Shadowhare, and he wears a mask and a cape to conceal his true identity. He's Cincinnati's own version of a superhero fighting crime and injustice where he finds it.
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Tuesday, April 28, 2009
A Florida Three-Pack!
John W. Woodward, 23, got into his Saturn sedan and sped away into the 14000 block of Northeast 14th Street Road after a deputy tried to pull him over as he was leaving his mother's house. According to the Sheriff's Office report, Woodward then crashed through a baseball field fence at Northeast 14th Street Road and 145th Avenue before another deputy stopped Woodward's car.
Afterward, Woodward told deputies he had drunk six beers before he got in the car, sped away from the deputies because he didn't think they needed to be involved and that the whole incident was "the most fun" he'd had in two years, the report states. Woodward's blood-alcohol content was .134, over the legal limit of .08.
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A 19-year-old woman who brought her small child with her last week as she shoplifted underwear from a Wal-Mart Supercenter is facing charges, according to a recently released arrest affidavit.
Kora Jade Luster, of the 700 block of Southeast Lomas Street in Port St. Lucie, faces misdemeanor charges of retail theft and contributing to the delinquency of a minor in connection with the Thursday incident.
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An Orlando man was struck and killed by a sheriff's deputy's cruiser outside the Orange County Jail minutes after he was released from the facility.
Orange County sheriff's Deputy Armando Harwood, 43, of Orlando, was driving northbound in a marked patrol vehicle at about 3:10 a.m. when he approached 33rd Street and had a green light and struck the man, Florida Highway Patrol troopers said. The victim was not in a crosswalk when he was hit, troopers said.
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More Facebook stupidity!
The posting on Facebook said the party was to start at 9 p.m. Saturday and run until 5 a.m. Sunday. The invitation advertised a disc jockey, professional photographer, shuttle service from the Shadow Lake Towne Center, six kegs of beer and bottles of liquor.
The host even posted this postscript: "P.S., don't worry about the cops because I have a police scanner so I will have the heads up if they come."
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Monday, April 27, 2009
Swiss heartland voters ban nude hiking
By a show of hands citizens of the tiny canton of Appenzell Inner Rhodes voted overwhelmingly at their traditional open-air annual assembly to impose a $176 fine on violators.
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Lingerie Football League!
Seven-woman teams will play each other clad in bikini tops, short shorts and helmets, starting with the Miami Caliente and Chicago Bliss on Sept. 4 in Chicago.
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Thursday, April 23, 2009
She works hard for the texts
The woman, 37, and her husband, 47, both from Wakayama in central Japan, forced the girl to have sexual intercourse with men in exchange for money after school as a means of covering the high monthly bills on her mobile phone.
On one occasion in February, she was made to perform an indecent sex act with a man in a hotel in exchange for 12,000 yen (£90), Wakayama Family Court heard.
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Chinese police handbook: How to get away with crimes against citizens
The book was reportedly designed as a training guide for the Chengguan, a type of police force that is charged with targeting anyone it feels is disrupting the peace, ridding China's cities of illegal street hawkers and unlicensed taxi cabs, and checking permits.
The Chengguan are widely reviled in China, and their heavy-handed methods frequently result in serious injuries or death. At the end of March, several thousand people in Nanchong, in Sichuan, rioted after a Chengguan officer seriously injured a student.
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"I just heard this afternoon that it was, like, national pot day"
Blue spray-painted graffiti stating "Happy 420" was discovered Monday morning on the south side of BHS near the student parking lot. The letters were about five feet tall.
"The assumption is somebody wrote it in reference to April 20 being the anniversary of Columbine," said BHS Principal Tom Messinger, referring to the 10th anniversary of the massacre at Columbine High School in Colorado. "But you know, in terms of how we know that, that's just a stab in the dark."
The number "420" also could refer to a counterculture holiday that celebrates the consumption of marijuana.
"I just heard this afternoon that it was, like, national pot day," Messinger said. "I had never heard that before."
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009
"Everything should taste like bacon" -- Yes, it should.
"Everything should taste like bacon; that's the motto," Esch told ABC News.
Their business began as a joke over drinks. During a lively discussion with friends about their common passion for bacon, the idea for Bacon Salt, a product mixing their two favorite flavors, was born.
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Scorpion sting: better than cancer
Human clinical trials might reopen again if the latest discovery from this creature proves to be true. Molecules pulled from scorpion toxin do in fact kill brain tumor, but researchers had difficulty getting the stuff to its target.
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Gotta stay healthy enough to smuggle more drugs
Rafael Cedeno, a leader of "The Family" cartel based in the western state of Michoacan, told police after he was arrested at the weekend he had trained several thousand cartel members with courses in ethics and personal improvement.
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Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Zig-Zag lines on the roads?
"It is a low cost strategy to get motorists to slow down as they approach the bike trail and pedestrian path," says VDOT's Mike Salmon. "While at first motorists may be a little disoriented, the main point is to get them to pay attention and slow down through that area."
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It's hard out there for a 50 year old stripper
The altercation occurred Friday night at Club 1245 at 1245 E. Tallmadge Ave., according to Akron police.
The victim received multiple cuts to her face that were treated at a local hospital with seven staples, police said. She has refused to discuss the incident with detectives.
Police said the victim needed extra money and got the job with the help of a friend. Friday was her first day, and as she walked into the basement dressing room, she was attacked by a co-worker armed with the shoe, police said.
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Female Body Inspectors
The FBI employees have been charged with conspiracy and committing criminal invasion of privacy. They were working in an FBI satellite control room at the mall when they positioned a camera on temporary changing rooms and zoomed in for at least 90 minutes on girls dressing for the Cinderella Project fashion show, Marion County Prosecutor Pat Wilson said Monday.
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Monday, April 20, 2009
By "I don't want attention," she meant "Please, please, please give me attention"
She wants to use the word to sell "disposable diapers, dresses, pants, shirts and textile diapers," according to the legal documents posted on the website.
Suleman and her attorney filed the applications with the U.S, Patent and Trademark Office last Friday and also notes that she wants to use "Octomom" in connection with TV programming. She is reportedly working on getting a reality show.
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YouTube: the new home of video evidence
Kristy Lynn Hammonds, 31, of Taylorsville and Michael Anthony Setzer, 32, of Conover are each charged with distributing prohibited foods. Police chief Gary Lafone says it is the same North Carolina statute that forbids any tampering with Halloween candy.
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The dream bride of some men?
First you go to Jamaica, which is good. Then you get married, which is even better. Then after you've spent the best part of the week at a snazzy resort you ... hop on a plane and get back to East Tennessee in time for opening day of turkey season.
A lot of women would think they were in the Twilight Zone.
Rene Thompson thinks she's in heaven.
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Evidence with DNA is the most damning. Like... your kid, for instance
Unabelle Sanchez, 23, of the 2900 block of North Indian River Drive, remained in the St. Lucie County Jail on $10,000 bail on two charges of felony child neglect, one charge of felony larceny, two counts of misdemeanor culpable negligence, two misdemeanor counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor and a misdemeanor retail theft charge, according to an arrest affidavit from the Fort Pierce Police Department.
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BOOM! Madden's gone.
Again.
Collinsworth had the role before but never got to perform.
The former Cincinnati Bengals receiver, who got his TV break working NFL games not deemed worthy of airing in much of the USA, had worked his way up to lead analyst on Fox until NBC lured him back to work games on TV's most-watched night. NBC's Sunday night games would supplant Monday Night Football as the NFL's marquee prime-time package.
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Yankees get pounded in home opener
Instead, it was the Indians who shook hands and high-fived on the Yankees' new field, parlaying a nine-run rally into a 10-2 win.
And so 86 years after Babe Ruth christened the old Yankee Stadium with its first home run, and 33 years after the Yankees rapped out 11 runs in the opening of their renovated park, it was Cliff Lee, Grady Sizemore and Victor Martinez who made their marks.
"That's not what we hoped for today," Yankees manager Joe Girardi said.
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Al Capone's got the beat
Now, more than 70 years later, the tender love song that the ruthless crime boss penned while sitting in the pen is being recorded and released on CD. And an inscribed copy of the music and lyrics to "Madonna Mia" is up for sale at $65,000.
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Amid screaming girls and with sweat streaming down his forehead, Raph, 31, of Burnsville, shattered the Guinness World Records feat for the most drinks made in one hour before a crowd of about 300.
Raph broke the record with a citrus orange cranberry fizz for drink 390, then went on to pour a total of 662 cocktails by the end of the hour.
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Thursday, April 16, 2009
It only took him 15 years!
Hill, who has been plagued by injuries throughout his 15 NBA seasons, appeared in all 82 games for the first time in his career. His 27 points matched his season high.
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If you're a German ad company, Hitler is a poor choice
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More space = More cash
The change brings the Chicago-based in line with eight other airlines including Continental, Delta, JetBlue and Southwest, United spokeswoman Robin Urbanski said on Wednesday.
"Last year we had 700 complaints from passengers who had to share their seats," she said.
Under the new policy, obese passengers -- defined as unable to lower the arm rest and buckle a seat belt with one extension belt -- will still be reaccommodated, at no extra charge, to two empty seats if there is space available.
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What Jordan is to sneakers, OCTOMOM is to diapers
In her April 10 USPTO filings, the 33-year-old mother of 14 identifies herself as "Nadya Suleman, AKA Octomom," and notes that she wants to use the "Octomom" handle on products such as dresses, pants, shirts, and disposable and textile diapers.
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Maybe everybody loved Raymond because he wasn't a racist
We don't know what set off the scuffle, but Garrett can be clearly heard saying, "Wear the turban! Wear the turban!" People had to restrain both Garrett and the photog from attacking each other, but eventually Brad got into his car and drove off.
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Would they air the murder on VH1?
"I could have turned everything into a crime scene like O.J., cutting everybody's throat," Hogan said in the interview for a feature that will run in Friday's edition of the magazine. "You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater [Florida] and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife... I totally understand O.J. I get it," Hogan said.
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Wednesday, April 15, 2009
The coolest stacks of cash you'll find
Scott Campbell was born in rural Louisiana and began his career illustrating before mastering the art of tattoo. In 2004, he opened Saved Tattoo in Brooklyn where he perfected his signature style. More at scottcampbelltattoo.com.
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Naked sibling knife throwing!
Carolyn Jane Davidson, 48, and her brother, Richard Rauch, 50, were arguing while inside his black Mercedes, which was parked in front of the home they both reside in in the 600 block of North 2nd Street.
Witnesses told police that Davidson got out of the passenger seat naked and went into the house. Davidson’s son came out of the house and got into the car, and Davidson followed in a robe, imploring Rauch to get out, witnesses said.
When Rauch got out, she threw the knife 20 to 30 feet, hitting him in the face, witnesses told police.
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Don't mess with this guy's property
Joe Weston-Webb, a former travelling showman who also owns a human cannon and an "exploding coffin", decided to adopt such an unorthodox method of protecting his property last year after a series of break-ins and an arson attack.
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University of Texas prof rages against porn
“Pornography is what the end of the world looks like,” said professor Robert W. Jensen, who blamed capitalism, white supremacy, and racism for the spread of increasingly violent heterosexual pornography.
“Can all the men who masturbated to pornography in the last 48 hours please come down to the front,” Jensen joked at one point amid laughter.
“How about in the last ten minutes?” a male student quipped in response.
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Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Electronic Arts wants to help you commit crimes!
The representative that contacted me said that the company wanted to make sure that the brass knuckles were "properly disposed of." He declined to comment any further. Contacted by email Friday, an Electronic Arts spokesperson verified that the company is asking that all of the brass knuckles shipped out be returned.
Brass knuckles or metallic knuckles are illegal in many of the states that they were shipped to. They're also illegal in California, where EA is based.
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France LOVES Hugh Laurie
The actor, who until the launch of the US medical drama House was an almost unknown name across the Channel, has found himself catapulted into the Parisian media spotlight after the translation of a novel he wrote more than a decade ago proved a runaway success. Industry figures last week showed that, in March, the star shifted more copies of his aging spoof spy thriller than any other writer in France. The Gun Seller has sold more than 100,000 copies since its release in February by a little-known new publishing house.
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Mets blow stadium opener
It was a grand opening in one sense -- the first regular-season game in the history of Citi Field, this jewel of a ballpark amidst the bustle of a borough. But from the start -- from the first batter -- something seemed wrong. A little off. Even after the Padres completed their rather anticlimactic 6-5 victory over the Mets, that feeling had not subsided.
The Mets had lost. And grander openings would have to wait.
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Monday, April 13, 2009
Glavine's 97 year-old arm is falling apart? Shhhhhocking
The 43-year-old Glavine had expected to throw 50 to 60 pitches, but left after only 36 in two innings. He gave up three hits, including a solo home run, with one walk and no strikeouts against Carolina.
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Oh, the shackles of high school sports!
Cody Gabella, a junior at Notre Dame High School in Burlington, was suspended by the Iowa High School Athletic Association for violating a rule that prohibits a prep athlete from playing with or against college players or teams.
Cody Gabella's father Jim manages the Burlington Bees, an affiliate of the Kansas City Royals. Cody made his plate appearances during an exhibition against Southeastern Community College on Tuesday.
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Vermont to legalize sexting?
Sexting refers to the exchange of explicit photos and videos via mobile phone. Under current laws, participants can be charged with child pornography, but lawmakers are considering a bill to legalize the consensual exchange of graphic images between two people 13 to 18 years old. Passing along such images to others would remain a crime.
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The End of the Recession is Near?
However, they said, unemployment -- which stands at 8.5 percent -- will keep rising into 2010.
The economists predicted unemployment will peak next year at 9.8 percent.
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Let's be honest, the French Dip IS delicious
An employee said she was sweeping the floor when a customer placed an order for two French dip combos with small drinks.
The employee said she began making the drinks when she noticed two men wearing ski masks were in the vehicle.
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Friday, April 10, 2009
Carl Pavano is now Cleveland's problem
“I was trying to be aggressive and I let some pitches get away from me,” said Pavano who gave up nine runs pitching into the second. “That put me more in a defensive mode. It’s disappointing.”
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This woman loves her some middle schoolers!
In a videotaped interview with law enforcement officials, Lindsay Massaro, 23, a senior at Centenary College in Hackettstown, said one of the encounters occurred in her car in Branchville. During that encounter, the two performed sex acts on each other, according to the two-page affidavit.
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21st Century Divorce
The man was in Iraq when he sent the message informing her she was no longer his spouse. He followed up with a telephone call to two of his relatives, the daily Arab News reported.
A court in the Red Sea city of Jeddah finalized the split -- the first known divorce in Saudi Arabia by text message -- after summoning the two relatives to check they had received word of the husband's intention, the paper said.
Saudi Arabia practises a strict form of Islamic Sharia law, and clerics preside over Sharia courts as judges. Under the law a man can divorce his wife by saying "I divorce you" three times.
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Thursday, April 9, 2009
Is the Yanks' expensive new pitcher hurt already?
"When I'm watching him pitch and see the heat pad and then see him throwing 88-89 (miles per hour), it's almost like he's protecting something and pitching at 70%," said ex-catcher John Flaherty, who played in the majors for 14 seasons and is now a YES Network analyst. "But everybody says he's feeling fine, so obviously that wasn't the issue."
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The latest victims of the Madden Curse?
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We'll have to see if the curse lives on.
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Should the Lions pass on their #1 draft spot?
What if the team with the No. 1 overall pick in the draft chooses not to use it?
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Girl gets grounded, sues dad, and WINS
That's when the girl asked for help from the lawyer who represented her in her parents' separation, and petitioned the court to intervene in her case. A lower court ruled in the girl's favour in 2008.
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"Hail to the Ch-Ch-Ch-Chief!"
Walgreens has ordered stores in Tampa and Chicago to remove the product, saying the ceramic planter molded in the apparent likeness of the president was not appropriate for sale.
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