Keith Olbermann rages against his own Twitter

Mr. Olbermann named Twitter "the worst person in the world" for allowing a fake account under his name, but it turned out that MSNBC was running the account, unbeknownst to Mr. Olbermann.

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Police officer who pulled over Ryan Moats loves his job

From his behavior on the traffic stop video, I think it’s safe to assume that Mr. Powell might take his job a little too seriously.

His Myspace profile photo (above) might also give one that impression.

While the Myspace account is private, Powell does have a now-abandoned Xanga.com personal account that provides us with possible foreshadowing of last week’s shakedown.

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This Guy is the Cheapest Pimp Ever

An Australian man who pimped a 16-year-old schoolgirl paid her with chicken nuggets for having sex with men, a court has been told.

Ronald Vikash Gander, 27, and his 16-year-old girlfriend devised a plan to prostitute a teenage girl so they could afford the weekly $1,050 rent on a serviced inner-Brisbane apartment, the Brisbane District Court was told.

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YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!

Dozens of couples who thought they were divorced have to repeat the process because judges' signatures were forged.

Police in the South American country of Guyana have opened an investigation after accusations that lawyers forged documents with help from court officials to expedite divorces, police spokesman Seelall Persaud said.

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Does Peta kill animals?

PETA’s “Animal Record” report for 2008, filed with the Virginia Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services, shows that the animal rights group killed 95 percent of the dogs and cats in its care last year. During all of 2008, PETA found adoptive homes for just seven pets.

Just seven animals — out of the 2,216 it took in. PETA just broke its own record.

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When video games attack!

A man of 25 collapsed and died moments after playing Nintendo Wii Fit games. Tim Eves had been jogging on the spot as he used the machine in his home.Then he keeled over in front of his girlfriend Emma Tuck and best pal Lewis Hickin.

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Slap Chop Vince loves slapping EVERYTHING!

A listener, Rob, tipped us to this one. Et tu, Vince?

Vince Shlomi, the man who sells you your ShamWows in the infomercial, was arrested last month for allegedly attacking a prostitute, The Smoking Gun reports.

According to the police report, 44-year-old Shlomi and a 26-year-old female named Sasha Harris were at his Miami hotel when the fight occurred.

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Eddie Ryan Benefit Show!

Comedy from John Tobin, Mark Cooper, Jesse Adams, John Mulrooney, and more!







Hudson Valley Resort & Spa (Formerly the Granite Hotel), Kerhonksen

Sunday, 3/29
Doors @ 6, Show @ 7:30

Like Porn Too Much? Boot-Camp for you!

The topic of pornography is something hard to imagine discussing in church. But a growing number of congregations are doing just that in a very dramatic way through a ministry called "Every Man's Battle for Sexual Purity," CBS station WCCO-TV reports.

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A Longer Football Season?

More games that count, perhaps as early as August 2011? That's exactly what NFL commissioner Roger Goodell wants.

There are several hurdles before the league can expand its regular season from 16 to 17 or 18 games. Among them is reaching a new collective bargaining agreement with the players' union.

Still, Goodell hopes to present a proposal to the owners in May after the matter was discussed at length this week at the NFL Annual Meeting.

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Dead Girl Banned From Prom

The parents of a girl who died suddenly two months ago have been sent a letter from her school demanding she improves her attendance.

Signed by the deputy headmaster, the letter threatened to ban Megan Gillan from the end of year prom.

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That Guy Doesn't LOOK Like Joe Namath

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Florida's Drunkest Teacher, 2009

Land O' Lakes, Florida -- Video has now surfaced of a Pasco County teacher accused last week of coming to class intoxicated and forcing students to dance in an inappropriate manner.

District administrators say 42-year-old Kylene Nelson remains on administrative leave pending a decision on her future by the Pasco County School Board.

Reports show the teacher had a blood alcohol level of 0.26 and later ran from campus to a nearby community center where she was found passed out by a pool.

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Kyle Maynard -- Armless and Legless Man to Debut in MMA

With Kyle's drive and his fathers motivation, Kyle Maynard will now make his MMA debut on April 25 in Auburn, Alabama and will become the first congenital amputee to ever accomplish this feat.

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We've Gone International!

Our pal Joel Lindley (Click HERE for his site) scams Nigerian scammers and used his position to get us some new fans in Africa.

And apparently they're none too happy about it!

"Asshole, do i look like a scammer to u? you asked me to do a job for u, i did it , u used the job to achieve your aim, now u re scamming me and u said God should strike u if u lie, so shall it be for u, cos u cant escape me at all........ God knows i borrowed money to do your job and i have never scammed anybody before........ i did nt add my pictures on net cos of scammers like u..actually the names KENNY PLANKY, COOPER AND TOBIN etc rings a bell in my memory, i've heard of the names before..... Thank God i recorded our conversation always on my laptop and the webcam of yourself that you showed me today is also recorded and that is the evidence for me to tender to those people u are blackmailing. i know you used those signs and pictures for something much more important , confidential and dirty .. moreso, this is beginning of your problem cos i will make sure i ruin your life till end of your death, think of me very well, i have back up here too........ i dont work alone cos i m working with EFCC (ECONOMIC FINICIAL CRIME COMMISSION NIGERIA) and i have made enough evidence for my company and very soon they will reach your country FBI , you white asses think u re smart. we just want to know why u spoiled those names and we have got a clue ............in this case i will like u to know am fighting both spiritually and physically ........ thank God we've got a senator over there in new york city thru the EFCC NIGERIA to look thru the case and provide you with immediate effect to Nigeria EFCC , and i believe by then, the rest your life will be spent in jail here in nigeria, it is not matter of money now, it is matter of scammer like u that spoils united state of America now.. This time around it will not be easy for people like u, cos Africa is ruling the world now, with BARRACK OBAMA.......... and thru the Senetor we have located over there in new york city...... the President Barrack Obama will take over too in time, so that u will not continue spoiling usa for them........... however this is the begining u dont know people u re dealing with here in nigeria, bc i m taking the case to any length.......... it is better for u to correct yourself before it is too late, i will make u spend the rest of your days in jail soon, believe me...... Finally, the motive of mailing you is not to beg for the money but to let u know that your life will be ruined in some days to this time.... in order not to have problems i will like you to amend things yourself before it's too late for u to do......

your days are limited
your life will be ruined both physically and spiritually
you will spend the rest of your life in jail.

thanks

N:B They say,Africans scam a lot on net,now we have a white ass doing that as well............THAT'S PART OF THE POINT WE ARE MAKING!"

The New New York Yankees Menu

Get your hot-pressed Cuban sandwiches here! And your Asian noodle bowls! And garlic fries!

The dishes will be on the menu lineup when the new Yankee Stadium opens next month.

Old favorites like Nathan's Famous hot dogs will share concession stand space with newcomers including Brother Jimmy's barbecue and Soy Kitchen sushi.

There will be kosher and health-food options and a kids' cart featuring peanut butter sandwiches.

The Yankees say traditional items like hot dogs and peanuts will cost the same as last year.

David Letterman Finally Caves

David Letterman shocked his audience – and just about everyone he knows – by announcing on his show Monday night that he had quietly gone to a courthouse in Teton, Mont., Thursday afternoon and married his long-time girlfriend Regina Lasko.

How Face Book Ruins Lives!

A 55-year-old Silverdale man was booked into Kitsap County jail on suspicion of assaulting his wife of 28 years after she contacted an old boyfriend on Facebook.

The woman reported to Kitsap County sheriff's deputies that she had connected over the Internet with a man she had dated 32 years ago. He now lives in the south, she said. The woman had told her husband about it and "he appeared OK" with it, the sheriff's report said. (CLICK FOR MORE)

That's very interesting MS., please continue!

Check out this guys license plate

I Love My Marriage

A Florida man wearing an "I Love My Marriage" t-shirt was arrested last night for allegedly choking his wife during an argument in their Tampa-area home. Bradley Gellert, a 32-year-old financial consultant, was busted by Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office deputies and booked into jail on a felony domestic battery by strangulation charge.

Cop's Nab New Paltz Pervert!

The man who apparently photographed himself installing a hidden camera in a Starbucks restroom was arrested on Wednesday, according to town police.Jonathan Kennedy, 50, of 77 Church Hill Road, New Paltz, was charged with one count of unlawful surveillance, a felony, police said.
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Pub's first pint ($2,650) swigged for a good cause

Marshall Davis, co-owner of Steinbecks’s, drinks the first glass of beer that he paid $2,650 to benefit a fund set up for employees of Trackside Tavern and 5th Earl Market employees.

Are you in there, Bindi? The 10ft snake that swallowed a 14lb pet terrier... WHOLE

If this snake looks a little out of shape, there's a very good reason for its swollen tummy.

It's just swallowed a pet dog, together with its collar and name tag.

Owner Patty Buntine was mystified when her three-year-old Maltese terrier cross Bindi disappeared from her home in Katherine, in Australia's northern territory. But a quick maths calculation by a professional snake catcher soon provided the answer.

The 10-foot long olive python with the enormously bulging tummy weighed 35lb. Usually it would weigh about 21lb, meaning that whatever it had swallowed weighed 14lb - roughly the size of poor little Bindi.

There is one more piece of compelling evidence. Since the snake showed up in Ms Buntine's back yard Bindi hasn't been seen.

Mom Bites Son's Principal, Police Say

PROVIDENCE, R.I. (March 18) - A Rhode Island woman faces charges after allegedly punching and biting her 11-year-old son's school principal after being told the boy was being suspended.

Police said 30-year-old Aleyda Uceta also bit an officer trying to arrest her after Friday's incident at Roger Williams Middle School in Providence.

She was charged with assault on school officials, assault on police officers and resisting arrest.

Principal Rudolph Moseley Jr. was allegedly assaulted after he told Uceta that her son would be suspended for three days for refusing to go to a room for misbehaving students.

Police said Uceta punched Moseley in the face and bit his left arm.
Attempts to reach Uceta by phone for comment were unsuccessful.