Thursday, March 24, 2011

Do NOT mess with the bacon!

Somebody get this kid a contract!

Michael Vick's Old High School Won't Hang Up Jersey

Michael Vick's former high school has REFUSED to re-hang the NFL star's framed prep football jersey in their hallway despite a spirited student-initiated campaign.

Vick's jersey had been on display in the hallway at Warwick High in Newport News, VA until 2007 when he was busted for that whole dogfighting ring. However, after Vick's incredible NFL comeback this past season, hundreds of students rallied to get administrators to forgive Vick and re-hang his old #7.

But school officials have made their decision -- the jersey will NOT be returned on display for the remainder of the year.

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Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Someone didn't respect his elders!

After being denied a kiss yesterday by a neighbor 39 years her junior, a 92-year-old Florida woman allegedly returned to her home, retrieved a .380 semi-automatic handgun, and fired several shots into the man’s residence.

Investigators allege that Staudinger went next door to speak with Dwight Bettner, but her 53-year-old neighbor asked her to leave. In an interview with a sheriff’s deputy, Staudinger said she told Bettner that she would not leave unless he gave her a kiss.

Bettner declined, which triggered an argument between the Fort McCoy residents.

That is when an incensed Staudinger returned to her home, got her gun, and allegedly fired into Bettner’s residence. Bettner, who was hit by flying debris, was not seriously injured by the gunfire.


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Friday, March 18, 2011

How a real man opens his beer!

Facebook gets another guy in trouble with his wife!

Facebook wedding photos set in motion an investigation leading to the arrest of a Michigan bigamist.

Richard Leon Barton Jr. apparently defriended his first wife but never divorced her before marrying another woman this past July. But his first wife ultimately discovered wedding photos that Barton’s new spouse uploaded to Facebook.

Muskegon District Court arraigned Barton today and charged him with polygamy, which has a maximum penalty of four years in the state of Michigan. However, he could receive a heavier sentence because he has a criminal record.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Jimmy Kimmel: Trainer to the Stars!

Olympic logo: "Zion" or Lisa Simpson in a lewd act?

The secretary-general of the Iranian Olympic Committee sent a letter to the IOC threatening to boycott the London Games as the logo resembles the word "Zion," condemns the logo as racist and calls on all Muslims to join the protest.

"There is no doubt that negligence of the issue from your side may affect the presence of some countries in the games, especially Iran which abides by commitment to the values and principles," the letter said.

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Tuesday, March 1, 2011

This is what the Oscar LOSERS get?

The infamous “consolation prize” swag bag — presented by Distinctive Assets the morning after the Oscars to all nominees who don’t win — will include the following trinkets at these estimated retail values:

* $200,000: An orbital space flight on Virgin Galactic (allowing nominees to be among the first to fly the friendly skies of space — kind of).

* $16,000: Four-night stay at the Huvafen Fushi luxury resort in the Indian Ocean from Premier Tours, featuring an underwater spa in the Maldives (for those tough weeks when a terrestrial spa just won’t do).

* $200: Black caviar eye and neck cream from J. Holly International (even celeb skin sometimes feels a little fishy).

* $4,850: One-week “fitness and weight-loss” retreat from Live in Fitness (helpful after noshing on all those black truffles and sipping flutes of champagne).

* $100: Pack of electronic cigarettes adorned with Swarovski crystals from blu Cigs (because Nicorette doesn’t offer diamond-studded gum — yet).

* $20: “Shimmer” toilet paper roll from KimzHollywood List (they may not be bringing home Oscar gold, but these nominees shall have bathroom gold).

* $12,000: Use of a private island for five days, “including private houseman” from APrivateIsland.com (so they don’t have to BYOH).

* $14.99: NOZIN “all natural” nasal spray (because the stars’ nasal passages? They’re just like ours)

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